Drink Thinker Gifts

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

California Beverages Map

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Rabbit Punch

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

The drinker.

Ginspiration!

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'