Drink Thinker T-Shirts

The unexamined beer is not worth drinking. Socrates's bartender.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

Whiskey wars

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

Complaints Desk

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Rabbit Punch

California Beverages Map

The drinker.

Sharing Drinks.

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Ginspiration!

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

'Where toilet?.' 'Toilet lady graphic sign.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Yeah, I've got quite a following here... and funny thing is they all like to drink."