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'Thinker's drinker.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

The Thinker?

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

The drinker.

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'I think I've got it.'

Lost: leaf.

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"My mind is especially empty today."

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

Even something as large as world domination has to start as the merest of whims - thought John.

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."

'I can't believe I'm stuck on the same planet with you people!'

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."