Contemplative Drinker Gifts

'Thinker's drinker.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

The Thinker?

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

The drinker.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

James Baldwin

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

I could have tinkered with it forever, but at some point you have to stop and call art finished.

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Do you think there's anything after death?'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

'I think I've got it.'

Lost: leaf.

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"Son, God is invisible...That's how we know we are made in His Image."

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

Man watching sunset trapped in net: 'I was captured by the moment.'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

Time is like an hourglass: today is short.

"George is a deep thinker, but his thoughts rarely come to the surface."

"My mind is especially empty today."

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

'I can't believe I'm stuck on the same planet with you people!'

"Sir, your sitting here and drinking coffee while simply musing is making our guests uncomfortable."