Spirited Drinker Gifts

Christmas drinker

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Wine Lady

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Nectar of the Gods Dispenser.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

The drinker.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Physician heal thyself."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Single or double?'

I say when life hands you a lemon, make lemonade

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

Scariest Tactics

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"India ink, straight."

'I'm having what he's having.'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

The wine was fruity and quite lively.

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

Man battles for his life against 'A Very Lively Little Red'

"And a bag of peanuts."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"