Happy Drinker Gifts

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Malty tasking.'

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Getting old...

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

"I love people-watching."

''Is there anybody there?'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Cause and Effect.

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"