Optimistic Drinker Gifts

"Well, I don't care how you see it. At $40 a glass, it's half empty."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'Malty tasking.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

The drinker.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

Happiness

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

1986 is my year

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

What's with the shades, Dr. Kapuchnik? Sometimes, Al, your sunny outlook on life can be blinding.

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Coming out of the crisis

Gonna Suck