Optimistic Drinker Pillows

"Well, I don't care how you see it. At $40 a glass, it's half empty."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Man propelled by love

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

'Malty tasking.'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

The drinker.

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Say, wasn't that the bluebird of happiness?'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Happiness

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

1986 is my year

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

'Ms Kaye, send in the company optimist.'

'You're paralyzed from the knuckle of your left big toe down -- it could have been a lot worse.'

"Good news, honey - I've been fired. We're rich."

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

'I told you those good-luck charms we brought were a waste of money!'

Persons of Faith