Thoughtful Drinker Pillows

'I just hate how everyone sees everything as black or white!'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

The drinker.

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Wine Lady

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

'The Questioner'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The King of what?'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

The Female Brain and The Other One

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

How Optimism Works

Challenge and solution

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

Thinking and thinking backwards.

Whiskey wars

Product Formula - "He's brilliant. But his mind wanders."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Climate Change Road

Chinese History: Redwash

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Rabbit Punch

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Copyrighted Ideas