Intellectual Drinker Pillows

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

Wine Lady

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Layton and Ignatieff: the merger.

The drinker.

"Care for an oxymoron?"

Ginspiration!

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Cocktails and Peacocks

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Physician heal thyself."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

John Banville

"No one is denying that you're smart. For that to happen someone would have to say you're smart."

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

Wilhelm Dilthey

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

If that's my psychiatrist, I'm not here, but wherever I am, I'm living in the moment. ? ? Ring.

Scariest Tactics

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

Jean-Paul Sartre.

'I think his I.Q. is lower than his shoe size!'

Christmas drinker

H.M.Customs 'Nothing to declare' 'Articles to declare' 'Genius to declare'