Mindful Drinker Pillows

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

'I can give up drinking and lead a normal life?- Make up your mind, will you?'

"My therapist told me to stop bottling things up."

Joe's Bar: Ask about our self-esteem seminar.

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

Holiday Cheers and Holiday Tears

"So how did 'DRY JANUARY' go?"

Wine Lady

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

The drinker.

"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'It's called doctor-patient confidentiality. In layman's terms, you're paying me to keep my mouth shut.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"You've got an inferiority complex, alright, but what's worse is...it's not a very good one."

Cocktails and Peacocks

Analyst has an ink blot on a card for a head.

'I was happier when I was unhappy.'

Halal Meat Everywhere Shock!

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

'I think globally but I drink locally!'

"Anyone here a 'worthless, no-good drunken bum'?"

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."