Cheerful Drinker Gifts

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

Corkscrew

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

We'll have Manhattans...

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

The Reaper's Arms

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

'Malty tasking.'

Wine at the Bar

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"Wine not?"

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

''Is there anybody there?'

Getting old...

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."