Chatty Drinker Gifts

''Is there anybody there?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Malty tasking.'

'The first cocktail.'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Blah blah blah.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Corkscrew

"Do you play?"

Christmas drinker

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

'I drink to remember.'

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

Yak, Yak Yak, Yak Yak Yak.