Chatty Drinker Pillows

''Is there anybody there?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Malty tasking.'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'The first cocktail.'

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"Hail to thee, blithe spirit!"

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Welcome! Milk Convention!: 'Bourbon, milk chaser- no, make that milk, bourbon chaser.'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Blah blah blah.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Christmas drinker

"It's not the mistake you make that's important. It's how you shift the blame."

"Do you play?"

Corkscrew

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

'I drink to remember.'

'...Hi. Just called to say I ate a bag of chips.'

'The store was out of light bulbs, so I got lite beer instead.'