Chatty Caffeine Lover Pillows

A man talking on a phone while floating through the air using his speech bubble.

Eternal Student.

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Burning the midnight oil.

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"I'm losing my patience with you."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You've Had Enough!

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Allegro con molto espresso

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Writers without borders.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Broken Alarm Clock.

"Do you mind if I bounce something off you?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.