Chatty Person Pillows

'But it can't be engaged, operator - Nobody else speaks to her!'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Do you come here often?'

Social Notworking

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

''Is there anybody there?'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Social media messages

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'If his old company was so great, why didn't he just stay there?'

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'