Chatty Companion Pillows

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"I'm so glad we've had this little talk, Earl!"

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"My new year's resolution is not to make any new year's resolutions."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"... doing pretty good, taking things for granted, and you?"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

'Don't try, luv, you'll never get the last word in here!'

'Aw-FORGET it!'

"Have you notice people will always stop and talk if you've got a dog"

Women chatting together before they abandon their conversation to read gossip magazines.

"Look at the time! We've been playing dominoes for 3 hours! Are we finished?"

"Dad, when you were young, meeting girls was easy, right?"

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Time for tea and friendship.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"John, wake up, I think the mattress has stopped breathing."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Mark's new invention worked great for long car rides. '...And then she said,and then I said, and then she said to me...'

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Romance in Pink

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Communication

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'I can't keep a secret, either!'