Chatty Pal Pillows

Time for tea and friendship.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wanna talk about it?

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

Communication

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

Getting together to chew the fat.

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'