Chatty Pal Prints

Time for tea and friendship.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Text Culture

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Wanna talk about it?

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Communication

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'Oh no we couldn't...We've known one another too long' Then they kiss and laugh

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."