Chatty Charmer Prints

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'She dialed a wrong number and she and the other lady have been having fun ever since.'

Someone's gotten ahold of a scandalous videotape from your youth? Well my early 80s, but yes. I'm busted on tape. Oh no. Oh no no. What was it? Were you

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

'There's a lot to be said for hyper, outgoing guys who love to talk to strangers. Want to hear about it?'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

'Do you come here often?'

"Gary's been getting in touch with his feminine side."

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Communication

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

Online Dating

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

Blah blah blah.

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Coming out as a Conversationalist.