Chatty Communicator Pillows

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Communication

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Text Culture

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Woman on the phone.

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

'Do you come here often?'

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

Social media messages

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

Getting together to chew the fat.

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"So like, it's so cool to finally meet you in person."

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'