Chatty Socialite Pillows

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

". . . and so the wife says to me. . . Earl she said, you really have to stop talking to strangers."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"I'm leaving Friday and we are all going to the club after work. Will you come?"

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"We're in the city now, Bob—stop making eye contact with everyone."

'You look like a fun guy!'

Beggar with on the street with a sign

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"To tell the truth, I wish this place hadn't caught on with the werewolves!"

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"Welcome, comadres, to this first meeting of the Very Wise Latina League!"

How very Hampstead!

"I always wanted power, but now, I don't know, the trappings of power may be enough."

"Do you play?"

"She might have stayed longer if you answered the door with your pants on."

Oh no! Here comes another lecture on the joys of loft living!

"This martini in canonical."

"I shall never forget Roger."

'You simply must eat at No 47! Their meal worm mix is to die for!'

"You're welcome to stay, but the household goes all nude after 9pm."

Champagne Lifestyle on a lemonade income.

"Come on, smile, it's for our food blog..."

Lifestyles of the rich and famous... lifestyles of everyone else.

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

Bargoyles

"Is he bothering you?"