Drunken Thinker Gifts

Searching for a playful present for the imaginative spirit in your life? Our 'Drunken Thinker' range blends humor with creativity, perfect for those who love to think outside the box—and maybe enjoy a sip or two along the way. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the quirky, thoughtful side of being a little tipsy and a lot inspired.

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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot." mockup

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!' mockup

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

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Fishbowl rebellion.

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't" mockup

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

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"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!" mockup

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

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"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora." mockup

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

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"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

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'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!' mockup

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

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The drinker.

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'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.' mockup

'I'm going to the library to study, so don't wait up.'

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Mathematics.

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'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... ' mockup

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

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"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..." mockup

"2 glasses of wine at lunch, I think I'm Socrates..."

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"Must you bring your work to bed?" mockup

"Must you bring your work to bed?"

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"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault." mockup

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

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"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?" mockup

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

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"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers." mockup

"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

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"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours." mockup

"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."

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"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

"The magical time of night when the artist awakes, not with any idea, but with the murky recollection of an idea from the previous day that was not written down and is now lost forever."

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