Lazy Thinker Gifts

"I'm not just passively waiting for opportunity to knock... I'm waiting for it to send me a friend request."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Tree house.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

Dogs can dream too.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Man and dog on their hover boards.

'You can tell he's not afraid of the work, by the way he fights it.'

"My doctor told me to get more exercise by walking a pet, but he didn't specify it had to be a dog."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Think of it -- you'd never have to fold another shirt."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

"Mr. Jenkins' idea of paradise is a never occupied loo, a big flat screen with hundreds of free sports channels and a fridge that always gets refilled with beer and pizza."

The little engine who could, but decided not to- 'Ah, the heck with it!'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Segway Workout

Mathematics.

"I'm not goofing off. I'm letting my money work for me."

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"I don't want to climb the corporate ladder. I'd prefer to take the corporate elevator."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

'Turned out nice again.'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'How does he get away with it? If he's not playing with the mouse, he's sleeping.'

"I was gonna write a book how how to be lazy - but i'm too lazy..."

"Is this a creative nap or a nap nap?"