Drinks Round Strategist Gifts

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'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"This may seem counter intuitive, but maybe the solution is to lighten up."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

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'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"This'll look great on my transcript!"

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Let's put it on the back burner for now. Give us both a chance to cool down.'

'Here's the secret to a profitable 99-cent pint night - 14 ounces of foam, 2 ounces of beer.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Can I start getting my allowance in Lottery tickets?"

"Dad, I want another dog for my birthday." "NO." "OK. I want a stripper girlfriend for my birthday." "What kind of dog do you want."

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Small Talk Outlet

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

"I hear alcohol slows reactions..."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'Instead of a long, expensive trial, how about we just do ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors'?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

Woman uses drone flip flop to squash a bug.

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"