Dine-and-dash Strategist Gifts

Celebrate the cunning of dine-and-dash strategists with our quirky selection of gifts. Perfect for those who love to mischief in the most humorous ways, our range includes witty mugs, stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and eye-catching prints. Each item showcases cleverness and fun, making it a memorable present for your favorite crafty foodie or dining adventurer. Whether they’re known for their quick exits or clever schemes, find a gift that captures their playful spirit and love for culinary capers.

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Multi-tool cutlery.

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.' mockup

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

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The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge. mockup

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

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"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen." mockup

"As your attorney, I advise you to assign blame, question motives, attack the media, THEN send your steak back to the kitchen."

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'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.' mockup

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

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"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?" mockup

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

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'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.' mockup

'The Boss is coming to dinner tonight - please don't open a can of worms again.'

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Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

Being the gentleman he was, Brian insisted on paying in restaurants even though he suddenly realised that dating a bacterium was going to be more expensive than he first thought.

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"I can't cook, but I can pay."

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'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.' mockup

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

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'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.' mockup

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

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"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'" mockup

"Once again the correct answer is 'I don't know.'"

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"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese." mockup

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

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"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed." mockup

"I need a doggy bag please, I have a room mate to feed."

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"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before." mockup

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

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'Here comes the bill.'

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"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you." mockup

"Don't come anywhere near me bub! I'm warning you."

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"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'." mockup

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."

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"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?" mockup

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

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Sound horn for service.

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'It's Chris Tarrant - do you know anything about Egytpian pottery?'

'It's Chris Tarrant - do you know anything about Egytpian pottery?' mockup

'It's Chris Tarrant - do you know anything about Egytpian pottery?'

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"What's our dinner strategy?"

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The first date went pretty well

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"Can I substitute the baked potato for stiffing you?"

"Can I substitute the baked potato for stiffing you?" mockup

"Can I substitute the baked potato for stiffing you?"

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'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms'

'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms' mockup

'I'd invite you in for coffee - but I've run out of condoms'

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"Perhaps, someday, we can share the same table."

"Perhaps, someday, we can share the same table." mockup

"Perhaps, someday, we can share the same table."

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Never pay for a drink again with all new Poaching Straw.

Never pay for a drink again with all new Poaching Straw. mockup

Never pay for a drink again with all new Poaching Straw.

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"You still working on charging that phone?"

"You still working on charging that phone?" mockup

"You still working on charging that phone?"

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'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!'

'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!' mockup

'Get your priorities right, Graham! Book the restaurant AFTER you've called the fire brigade!'

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"It's my own fault for dating a management consultant."

"It's my own fault for dating a management consultant." mockup

"It's my own fault for dating a management consultant."

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Let me see if I have this straight...you expect me to pay for my own dinner? It's a test...with me, it's alwys dutch treat on the first date. Of course I usually save a bundle on second dates as well...

Let me see if I have this straight...you expect me to pay for my own dinner? It's a test...with me, it's alwys dutch treat on the first date. Of course I usually save a bundle on second dates as well...

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'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.' mockup

'This way she'll think I go to lots of fancy restaurants.'

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Dine-and-dash Strategist Gifts Collection

Dine-and-dash Strategist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate dine-and-dash strategists—quirky, witty, and perfect for a humorous coffee break.

Dine-and-dash Strategist Pillows

Discover cozy pillows featuring dine-and-dash themes—adding a humorous touch to any sofa, chair, or bed.

Dine-and-dash Strategist Prints

Browse our collection of vibrant, playful prints inspired by dine-and-dash antics—perfect for decorating the fun-loving strategist's space.

Dine-and-dash Strategist T-Shirts

Check out our range of T-shirts designed for dine-and-dash enthusiasts—combining humor, style, and playful mischief for everyday wear.