Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.
Dine-and-dasher Gifts
Searching for gifts for the dine-and-dasher in your life? Our collection is perfect for those who love the thrill of the table and a good laugh. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that celebrates their adventurous appetite and playful spirit.
'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'
"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."
Countervailing Clichés.
'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'
'How is the water prepared?'
"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."
'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'
What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?
'Can I have flies with that'
'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'
I don
'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'
You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.
'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'
A menu with risks and benefits
"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"
'You made me jump,'
'Careful, the plate is really hot.'
'Your tea is getting cold.'
'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'
Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.
Chicken Coupe.
Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.
Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!
I like the look of the sherry trifle!
'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'
'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'
Big Boy Foot
'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'
'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'
Cafe offers corn several ways.
'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'
Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.
'I'm sorry, sir, but cheeseburgers are out of season.'
Dine-and-dasher Gifts Collection
Dine-and-dasher Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for dine-and-dashers—perfect for laughs and coffee breaks. Find the ideal mug to compliment their mischievous culinary style.
Dine-and-dasher Pillows
Bring humor home with pillows that highlight the fun side of dining adventures. Ideal for any cozy space.
Dine-and-dasher Prints
Add some playful flair with prints that capture the spirit of the dine-and-dasher. Perfect for kitchen or dining room decor.
Dine-and-dasher T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the culinary adventurer in your life. Great for those who love to dine and dash with style.