Dine-and-dasher Gifts

Searching for gifts for the dine-and-dasher in your life? Our collection is perfect for those who love the thrill of the table and a good laugh. From humorous mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that celebrates their adventurous appetite and playful spirit.

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'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.' mockup

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?' mockup

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

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Countervailing Clichés.

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'How is the water prepared?'

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"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency." mockup

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

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'Can I have flies with that'

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'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,' mockup

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

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What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again? mockup

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

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'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.' mockup

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

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You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man. mockup

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

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'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?' mockup

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

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'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.' mockup

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

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A menu with risks and benefits

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'Careful, the plate is really hot.' mockup

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

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'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.' mockup

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

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'Your tea is getting cold.'

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'You made me jump,'

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'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.' mockup

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

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I like the look of the sherry trifle! mockup

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

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"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?" mockup

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

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'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?' mockup

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

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Chicken Coupe.

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'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!' mockup

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

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Big Boy Foot

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'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

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"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me." mockup

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

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'All right, I agree with you.'

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'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!' mockup

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

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Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included. mockup

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

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'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'

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Dine-and-dasher Gifts Collection

Dine-and-dasher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for dine-and-dashers—perfect for laughs and coffee breaks. Find the ideal mug to compliment their mischievous culinary style.

Dine-and-dasher Pillows

Bring humor home with pillows that highlight the fun side of dining adventures. Ideal for any cozy space.

Dine-and-dasher Prints

Add some playful flair with prints that capture the spirit of the dine-and-dasher. Perfect for kitchen or dining room decor.

Dine-and-dasher T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for the culinary adventurer in your life. Great for those who love to dine and dash with style.