Dine-and-dasher Pillows

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Countervailing Clichés.

'How is the water prepared?'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'Can I have flies with that'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

A menu with risks and benefits

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'You made me jump,'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

"I forgot my wallet. Do you know 'Folsom Prison Blues'?"

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

Chicken Coupe.

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

Big Boy Foot

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Just iced tea, please. Hot coffee goes right through me."

'All right, I agree with you.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

Our specials today include salad and dessert. Tip and service are NOT included.

'What's your thumb doing on my steak?' 'Want me to drop it again?'