Late-night Strategist Gifts

'We just have to win this account, Barbara and I have another litter on the way!'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Stag poker"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

Night-shift entrance

"We need to cut costs, so I will show good leadership and will not drink champagne for lunch everyday. I will drink Prosecco instead."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

The date was going well. She was better looking, but he was about to gain the nutritional edge.

"We're making progress."

"I can't cook, but I can pay."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"You'll come? Great." "The Hendersons will be too." "We'll kill them at poker." "Phil and Edna, planning a murder for later that night."

What are you doing up, mom? Big meeting tomorrow. Must be prepared. It's one a.m.! Go to bed, young lady. You need your sleep. It must be late. I heard my voice coming out of your mouth. Scary!

'I know these safety meetings tend to run very late, however... '

"Wake up, baby. I just realized how my insomnia is all your fault."

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

'It depends on whether you see yourself as yesterday's man, today's man, or tomorrow's man.'

'The pharmacy didn't have any sleep masks, but they had a sale on duct tape.'

'Never, Ever...try to figure out the meaning of life in the middle of the night.'

The night-shift had an ingenious way of staying awake during the long nights!

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

"My insomnia is getting worse, doctor - I can't even sleep now when there is a party political programme on television."

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"If I knew what our 401k was doing maybe I could sleep."

"Oog worships the Moon - he doesn't get up early enough to worship the Sun."

"Do you have anything that would make him seem a lot more attractive?"

"Henry is a night person."

"Did I remember to lock the dungeon?"