Bar Game Strategist Prints

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

Target your message

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Quiz Night...

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Tetris Rejects

Existential Risk

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"You want your olive?"

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'