Pub Game Strategist Prints

'How would you have played that last ball?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

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"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Tetris Rejects

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'