Pub Game Strategist Mugs

'How would you have played that last ball?'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Hockey Season.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."