Pub Game Lover Gifts

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Best Before 5th Pint.

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

"You lack spontaniety."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Drunken singers in a public house

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Your shout!"

Pint