Pub Game Lover Gifts

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

'It's not fair - he's better equipped for triangulation!'

'I've told you about talking when I'm taking my shot!'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

City Boy.

"I think we may be related!"

'I know it's gassy...'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Men's fragrances...

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

Professional woman in pub

"You lack spontaniety."

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

'Talking of of big tops have you seen the new barmaid at the Green Dragon?'