Pub Games Lover Gifts

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

Frog snooker...

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'I know it's gassy...'

City Boy.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"I think we may be related!"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Men's fragrances...

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Professional woman in pub

JOE'S 'COME ON - YOU KNOW YOU REALLY WANT IT' BAR.

His & hers towels.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Drunken singers in a public house

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

"My wife is trying to stop me doing my flamingo impression." "You must put your foot down! "