Behind-bars Buff Mugs

Madoff and devil.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

A dog at the bakery.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Surreal ale

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

National Coffee Day

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'You've had enough.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Welcome Home from the Dog.