Behind-bars Buff Pillows

Madoff and devil.

A Good Batch.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

The Alpha Seltzer

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

A dog at the bakery.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Surreal ale

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

National Coffee Day

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'You've had enough.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Who's the new guy?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Welcome Home from the Dog.

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'