Backstage Buff Pillows

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

"Just be yourself."

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

A little bird told me...

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Knickerless Cage.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Un ballo in maschera

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

Tristan Und Isolde

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Hollywood producer.

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

'I'm a star!'

Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!

Situation Tragedy.