"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."
Backstage Buff Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about the backstage world? Our curated collection features clever and artistic items that honor their love for all things behind the scenes. Perfect for performers, crew members, or theater enthusiasts who thrive in the creative chaos, these products add a touch of humor and appreciation to their backstage adventures.
"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."
"Just be yourself."
Showbiz Awards
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
'One eye of newt or two?'
Trump! The Musical
Saint George and the Drag Queen
A little bird told me...
Mikado
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
Deflator mouse
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
Masquerade
Macbeth: Take Two
'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'
Knickerless Cage.
"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."
'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'
We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...
'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'
"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."
Un ballo in maschera
Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."
Tristan Und Isolde
Midsummer Night's Dream
Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano
Hollywood producer.
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
'I'm a star!'
Are you aware...Professional soccer players who fake fouls with pretend injuries are eligible for a soccer oscar!
Situation Tragedy.
Backstage Buff Gifts Collection
Backstage Buff Mugs
Explore our range of backstage buff mugs and find the perfect humorous or artistic design to brighten their coffee breaks.
Backstage Buff Pillows
Visit our backstage buff pillows collection to add a humorous or artistic touch to their cozy corner or dressing room.
Backstage Buff Prints
Browse our backstage buff prints to bring a splash of creativity and scene-stealing decor into their performance space.
Backstage Buff T-Shirts
Discover our backstage buff T-shirts, and enjoy witty, artistic designs that showcase their passion for the behind-the-scenes magic.