"Horse's ass is not just your job description, Larry."
Stage Buff Gifts
Discover a unique range of products for the stage buff in your life. From witty mugs to stylish t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, our collection is designed for those who love the thrill of the spotlight and appreciate a good laugh about their passion. Celebrate their talent and enthusiasm with thoughtful, fun, and artistic gifts that capture the spirit of performance and creativity.
Showbiz Awards
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!
Backfire
'One eye of newt or two?'
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Trump! The Musical
Saint George and the Drag Queen
"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."
"Bloody hell!"
For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.
Mikado
Romeo & Juliet & Ron
Deflator mouse
Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'
'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'
Mikado
A little bird told me...
A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.
"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."
"Is there a vegan option?"
"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"
"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"
'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'
Cossack dancers
'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'
This side is the gag reel.
Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards
"Beware of the frog"
'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Avant-garde jazz hands"
'He's our new Bone Specialist!'
Cat Hecklers
Stage Buff Gifts Collection
Stage Buff Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs celebrating the stage buff — perfect for coffee, tea, or your favorite beverage during rehearsals or performances.
Stage Buff Pillows
Add theatrical charm with pillows featuring witty and artistic designs for the stage lover in your life.
Stage Buff Prints
Browse our selection of prints perfect for theater lovers, performers, and anyone captivated by the dramatic arts.
Stage Buff T-Shirts
Check out our collection of t-shirts designed for the stage enthusiast — stylish, fun, and ready to perform in any setting.