Backstage Crew Gifts

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Just be yourself."

Cut!

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Falstaff

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Local News in Heaven

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Hollywood producer.

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

True Story Movie

'Contested elections for managing partner are always going to cause a bit of upset.'

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

Two reporters interview each other.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Curtain call

'It means, like, stop filming...'

'I'm sorry, I can't take part in your survey, I'm not your typical man in the street.'

Intramission

'Oh, that's Dan, the congressman's right AND left hand man'

"You're beating him senseless, but what you really want is his approval."