Stage Buffs Pillows

Harriet Walter

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

A little bird told me...

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Deflator mouse

Mikado

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Cossack dancers

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Woman crying with happiness.

Masquerade

Macbeth: Take Two

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Un ballo in maschera

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Tristan Und Isolde