Theatrical Buff Pillows

'Then...we went back and identified moments that cried out for a song.'

Scientific Method Acting

'As your realtor I felt it was important to stage your house.'

"Does this one come extra-large?"

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

"Uh huh. Uh huh Wait. Is that 'to be or not to be' statement on or off the record?"

Lucia di Lammermoor sees ghost

Social Distancing in the Theatre: Julius Caesar is not not killed with daggers but with a long spear.

Dick Deadeye HMS Pinafore

Gilbert and Sullivan

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Showbiz Awards

Benedict Cumberbatch

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Herman Mankiewicz

No-Work Orange

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Stand-up Romcom

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'There's nothing on.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

The star hunters

A little bird told me...

Time Machine Collision

Deflator mouse