Theatre Buff Pillows

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Midsummer Night's Dream

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Not that I think you'll need it. But good luck with the 'Jack and the beanstalk' audition.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

Stop that! It's the last time I'll let you play the back legs, Fred Arkwright!

Panto cow motivation.

Giant looking for Jack at top of beanstalk: 'Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman ... and I'm also getting notes of nutmeg with an elderberry undertone ...'

Opera.

Ticket Trout

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

Another form of child abuse.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Götterdämmerung

Missing Persons office - half of pantomime horse enters.

Off to the Opera

"We're going to have a wonderful evening, I have three tickets to the theatre. They're for your mother, father and little brother."

Anton Chekhov

Boy with jabot

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Alcide

Villager

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Gaetano Donizetti

Theatrical Christmas.

"This is my favourite part!"

'The magician? I don't know. He seems to have vanished into thin air.'

"Wait, don't tell me...I left the chip-pan on."

I Pagliacci

"No, no, no! I'm sure such over-acting wowed them at the Nebraska Hamburger Theatre, but you're in the big leagues now, Bob."

More Arts Council cuts...