Theatre Buff Prints

"Young Montague's full of himself."

Midsummer Night's Dream

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'Not that I think you'll need it. But good luck with the 'Jack and the beanstalk' audition.'

Flosshilde- Intended for 'Das Rheingold'

'Tabby or not tabby, that is the question.'

Hamlet vs. Amazon Prime

Stop that! It's the last time I'll let you play the back legs, Fred Arkwright!

Theatrical emotion of Mr. Vincent Crummles

Ticket Trout

Giant looking for Jack at top of beanstalk: 'Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman ... and I'm also getting notes of nutmeg with an elderberry undertone ...'

Panto cow motivation.

Opera.

Arthur Miller

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

La Boheme - Mimi dies

Villager

Alcide

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, transgender. . ."

Theatrical Christmas.

"This is my favourite part!"

'The magician? I don't know. He seems to have vanished into thin air.'

"Wait, don't tell me...I left the chip-pan on."

Gaetano Donizetti

Boy with jabot

Anton Chekhov

"We're going to have a wonderful evening, I have three tickets to the theatre. They're for your mother, father and little brother."

Off to the Opera

Missing Persons office - half of pantomime horse enters.

Götterdämmerung

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

"I'm running for re-election. How much to make it look like I give a damn?"

Another form of child abuse.