Stage Drama Buff Pillows

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Mikado

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Deflator mouse

A little bird told me...

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Cossack dancers

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Masquerade

'After giving a recorded statement to these people, being grilled by 60 Minutes would seem like a piece of cake.'

Macbeth: Take Two

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Knickerless Cage.

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Un ballo in maschera

Succession 2

Midsummer Night's Dream

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Situation Tragedy.