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Harriet Walter

Showbiz Awards

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Trump! The Musical

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Deflator mouse

Mikado

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

A little bird told me...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Mikado

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Woman crying with happiness.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Cossack dancers

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Stephen Fry

Macbeth: Take Two

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Masquerade

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Knickerless Cage.

Tristan Und Isolde

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Un ballo in maschera