Geo-buff Gifts

Boy saying he loves geography because all his possessions are produced abroad.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

How am I abducting?

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Stratigraphy

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

Yakety-Yak

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

"I've thought about what you said, about how plate tectonics will kill us all!"

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

Smart Bomb.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

London map drawn from memory.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

"What's the name of our sea?"

'How was your holiday?'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"My dad says it's in Washington."

Despite his perfect 'Poker Face'. the others always seemed to know when Toby had a good hand...

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"