Geo-political Buff Gifts

G20.

European Elections

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

CIA report

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I don't think the employees like me.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Prostate: 51st State

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

EU Vaccine approval

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"Moulting"

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Viva Belarus!

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Distraction.

Smart Bomb.

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