Geo-political Buff Gifts

G20.

European Elections

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

EU Vaccine approval

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Moulting"

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

Viva Belarus!

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Nato Membership

Distraction.

Smart Bomb.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

"War criminal and felon meet at Whitehouse (moral compass goes AWOL)"