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"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."

"Look, I haven't got all day....are you going to smile or not?"

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Candid Camera store.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Snapshots in Time

Mount Rushmore.

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

The Desert Island Package

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Henry Fox Talbot

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Great photo."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Lumiere brothers caricature

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'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."