Photo Hobbyist Pillows

Happy Holidays. Santa probably won't come if you stay up any longer hoping to take a selfie with him. I love Santa.

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

Mount Rushmore.

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Great photo."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

Say cheese!

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Lumiere brothers caricature

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.